Sounds familiar?

Husband: aaj khane mein kya banaogi?

Wife: Jo aap kaho

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo

Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the

Husband: to sabji roti bana lo

Wife: bacche nahi khayenge

Husband: to chhole puri bana lo

Wife: mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai

Husband: eggs bhurji bana lo

Wife: aaj guruvaar hai

Husband: paraanthe?

Wife: raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai??

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain?

Wife: roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye

Husband: kadhi chawal?

Wife: dahi nahi hai

Husband: idly sambar?

Wife: usme time lagega.pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!

Husband: maggi hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega

Wife: woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta

Husband: phir ab kya banaogi?

Wife: wo jo aap kaho

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